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The British government today announced it is relocating its operations center in Poland.
In what is considered to be the most radical shake-British puppet administration since the Roman occupation, the Parliament and the British government will take stay next year in an empty warehouse facilities at the Gdansk dockyards.
A source close The Prime Minister said, "The government has decided to take a leaf from the private book industry. interfacing with the public on now is getting through call centers in India and most of Britain's manufactured goods now being produced by slave labor in the Third World, The government is to lift itself to a remote location by the public as possible. "
This action is believed to offer several advantages, not least of which is that it will enable the government to go about his business in peace and quiet. Poland is actually empty at this time, the population Its setting up sticks and moved to Britain to attend a competition in Bingley Road Chef.
For the same reason, the Polish property is free. This will reduce government overheads and enable it to throw her campaign funds to provide shoes of our soldiers in Iraq.
"By the end next year, "said our spokesperson," every British soldier serving in Iraq will probably have at least a boot if the measure goes through the economy. "
An opposition spokesman, however, poured cold water on government "Boots on Iraq" claim, saying: "While we believe that this action is an extremely sensible idea, the government's claim about the boots usually is premature. Public are tired of promises wild. We have to wait and see how much money is left after the costs of this are factored into action before getting away. However we feel that the savings that could offset some the cost of the move and probably only needed a small tax increase to cover the remainder. This is good news for British tax payer. "
The move to Poland's administrative headquarters, but part of a strategy on wide, which includes subsequent relocation of all British citizens in Poland, which being an area geographically major will offer more elbow room Brit that he is accustomed to.
Regarding infrastructure, that is believed to be a problem. After decades of communist and post-communist bad, Brits should feel at home with infrastructure Polish.
"Poland offers very attractive incentives for the British to go there," said our source. "Properties is free and the country is almost free of foreigners. "
Then, implicit in the term on plans for Britain, he added. "Ultimately you can rename Poland" Great Britain "and rename Britain "Poland" and everything will be back to normal. "
A spokesman for the opposition was harsh on this idea: "We think it is unreasonable suggestion. It would be better to rename the two countries" Britand "and" Polain "respectively."
We surveyed the public on the idea of relocating the government and 93% were enthusiastic about moving away from government as possible. Most thought an orbiting space station would be preferred in Poland - Providing the space station was orbiting Uranus. At least we think that is what they said ...